my exact reaction and I kid you not:
-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
-instant reblog-oooohhhhh-bama
(Source: angielovesowls)
THE SLUTS UNITE OATH
I believe that sex represents more than just the creation of children.
I believe it is an enjoyable, healthy and a profound part of the human experience.
I also believe that the responsible use of birth control is an essential component of a mature, civilized society.
And if these beliefs make me a slut in some people’s eyes, then so be it.
I will stand united with my fellow sluts, now and always.
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(Source: drunkonstevphen, via lacigreen)
FTW I love this man.
XD
A message to
Planned Parenthoodwomen’s rights supporters from President Obama.Obama y u so perfect <3
Blue Screen of Death.
Can’t say I’ve had this happen, but once I knocked over a bottle of pretty expensive olive oil with my boobs. The bottle broke and the sweet olive nectar went all over the place. I wanted to strap them down and never let them out again. :(

truth
She just gets me.
It’s official: everybody hates pants. We need to start a no-pants movement.
(Source: e-verdeen)
This is so great.
Giant squid of anger. Gonna use it
(Source: weasleycansaveanything, via lacigreen)
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
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Happy Birthday Helena Bonham Carter
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