July 29, 2014 / 4:19PM 155,500 notes

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via hi)

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July 29, 2014 / 3:22PM 129,039 notes

talizorah-vas-rannoch:

this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid

talizorah-vas-rannoch:

this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid

(Source: thewomanfromitaly, via iridescentspacealien)

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July 29, 2014 / 2:24PM 401,854 notes

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via pizza)

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July 29, 2014 / 1:26PM 220,351 notes

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via littlemissmichigan)

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July 29, 2014 / 12:29PM 526 notes

swolizard:

I feel really bad for people who won’t ever be able to see me naked in person

(via theshirtlesslifter)

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July 29, 2014 / 11:31AM 364,743 notes

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July 29, 2014 / 10:34AM 16,329 notes

supnikita:

do u ever feel like a tampon? needed at first but then soon replaced? 

(via dutchster)

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July 29, 2014 / 9:36AM 381,735 notes

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

image

admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

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July 29, 2014 / 8:38AM 1,957 notes

"i was so worried, i baked a whole cake. and then i ate a whole cake." | broad city

(via lastofthetimeladies)

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July 29, 2014 / 7:41AM 229,666 notes

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July 29, 2014 / 6:43AM 1,079,317 notes

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

(Source: theclearlydope, via thereal-khaldrago)

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July 29, 2014 / 5:46AM 579,811 notes

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty, via andrewquo)

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July 29, 2014 / 4:57AM 3 notes

Ready to go! Smelling like a cupcake, looking like a hungover college girl on a walk of shame. Let’s do this shitp

personalj

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July 29, 2014 / 4:48AM 157,717 notes
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July 29, 2014 / 4:17AM

Mom just got up. Leaving within an hour.

personalj

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