in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
(via temperance-brennan)
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
it took me so long to understand this
(Source: louistomlinslon, via kimarooroo)
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
(Source: darrynek, via desireinmyveins)
holy shit this deserves way more fucking notes
i can’t reblog it enough, please get this through your skulls. i can’t walk home at night past 10 pm without being terrified that every guy that hollers at me is going to follow me home. it’s fucked up. it’s unfair. our culture sucks. we need to fix it. rape is never okay. never. if the rapist is the girl’s boyfriend it still counts. rape is rape. no is no. no answer is no. you shouldn’t beg and plead until someone’s uncomfortable. take the hint. end this bullshit.
wow.
deep
(Source: sincerely--tori, via kimarooroo)
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,
YEAH
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(Source: christopherjoneswebminion, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
(via dahmer-eats-dick)
ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.
Fuck, I sometimes have a difficult pronouncing words that I say every day. Take the other day for example. I couldn’t say horrible or nourishment to say my life, and those are words I’ve known and said without issue thousands of times in the past few years. My mouth just couldn’t say them right. There’s no shame in mispronouncing something, just as long as you’re learning!
(via quiddityofme)
Nothing sexier than a man who knows exactly what he wants..
yepp
The way his body moves asdhdnskkskd 😍
(Source: justemanuell, via lovemetoinfinity)
There was a girl passed out in the yard, and I ran over to her, and her eyes were kind of rolling back. I tried to wake her up and said, ‘What did you take?’ She just went, ‘Vodka!’ I was like, ‘Hon, I’m a vodka expert; this does not happen from vodka.’ So I tried to get her phone to call her mom, and her phone was dead. That’s when I saw the paparazzi and was like, Really? In a moment like this? That’s the story. I didn’t save anyone’s life; I just got her in really big trouble with her mother.”
(Source: lovefromlawrence, via everdeenflame)
