August 28, 2014 / 11:03PM 39,037 notes

Reblog if you want a cute message right now, no matter if it’s anon or not.

(Source: foade, via captainjaymerica)

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August 28, 2014 / 11:02PM 42,305 notes

adampacmanjones:

coconutoil97:

aubreyssillyrabbit:

zumainthyfuture:

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LMAO this nigga 50 smh

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

LMAO PLS

Fuckkkk

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August 28, 2014 / 10:59PM 8 notes

vaultsurvivalist:

itsbrittanybiiitch:

Nope (at Spencers)

That face. It’s like you’ve seen some shit. xD

Have you ever worked retail/customer service
Because if you have you’d realize how true that statement is

vaultsurvivalist:

itsbrittanybiiitch:

Nope (at Spencers)

That face. It’s like you’ve seen some shit. xD

Have you ever worked retail/customer service

Because if you have you’d realize how true that statement is

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August 28, 2014 / 10:05PM 322,825 notes

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

(via notyouraveragepornblog)

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August 28, 2014 / 9:45PM 5 notes

a-fighting-goddess:

I’m having quadruplets. Who wants to claim fatherhood? itsbrittanybiiitch thanks for ruining me!!! I HOPE YOURE HAPPY.

I’ll be the father any day bb

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August 28, 2014 / 9:07PM 423,831 notes

(Source: lumixercalderic, via hi)

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August 28, 2014 / 8:09PM 36,673 notes

spookydormouse:

samwinchestersmoose:

when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy

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I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge”

and then she changed into a human 

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And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!”

and a couple rows behind me, I heard someone say “You must not tell lies” and I lost it

SHES THE "PINK" ONE

(via notyouraveragepornblog)

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August 28, 2014 / 7:31PM 1 note

Hahaha (at Spencers)

Hahaha (at Spencers)

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August 28, 2014 / 7:22PM 8 notes

Nope (at Spencers)

Nope (at Spencers)

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August 28, 2014 / 7:12PM 74,990 notes

est2080:

bynce:

Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion

Beyoncè was like let me get this bitch together………lol

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August 28, 2014 / 6:14PM 979 notes
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August 28, 2014 / 5:17PM 263,568 notes

esotericbeefarmer:

zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

I love this movie so much

esotericbeefarmer:

zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

I love this movie so much

(via notyouraveragepornblog)

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August 28, 2014 / 4:19PM 138 notes

calithepug:

fennecfokse:

calithepug:

This is what happened when I tried to watch jennamarbles new video.

Say goodbye to your screen

She does it all the time, so far it hasn’t even left a scratch!!

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August 28, 2014 / 3:21PM 1,964 notes

dutchster:

love magically happens when two people reblog each others selfies. it’s basic science tbh

(via just-yasmeen)

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August 28, 2014 / 2:46PM 2 notes

Whiny prework selfie. Do not want to go.  (at Spencers Gifts)

Whiny prework selfie. Do not want to go. (at Spencers Gifts)

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